Lily accosts Devon at the club - desperately needing to escape the apartment (and Neil's smothering concern). He turned a date with Tyra into a family dinner because he was afraid to leave her alone, she whines. Devon wonders if this is just about Neil - or has Cane done something else? Not exactly, Lily will tell him later. She drags Devon over to where Neil sits with Tyra - both pasting on smiles when Neil blathers on about how wonderful to is having them all out together.

When he arrives at Jimmy's, Mac can see the regret on Cane's face. No - selling the bar isn't one of his regrets - he's there to pick up his things - and has given up on Lily and the family (whom he can't blame for 'writing him off'). A tipsy Colleen returns from the bathroom to wonder why Lily's not returning her calls. Hearing he sold the bar, Colleen assumes he's busy making babies. She orders two Long Island Iced Teas - then waves at her new friend, Aidan.

At the club, Glo ends her call with Aidan to update Jeff that Colleen's on round three of drinks (that she insists on buying). Looks like the plan's a success. Jeff raises his glass - poor innocent little Colleen's about to have her good girl image tarnished - for all the world to see. And Victor will have the ammunition to throw Colleen off the board, Glo comments as she calls Victor to update operation 'wild thing' is underway. He's what? No - don't interrupt him, Glo tells Abby - then immediately tattles to Jack that Victor and Ashley are getting married!

At the ranch, Abby would be delighted to stand up as Ashley's Maid of Honour ~hug~ - (while a hesitant Adam suggests Victor ask Nick). Nope - Victor knows Adam's been protective of Ashley and the baby - so, he's his pick for best man. Arriving with some NE business, Vikki's hurt to learn she and Nick weren't even told about (never mind invited to) the nuptials. After Ashley explains it was a last minute thing, Victor invites Vikki to stay. Aside, Vikki quietly asks her father what he's doing. Victor does things on the spur of the moment - please, don't put any stress on Ashley - he'll explain everything later.

In the potting shed, MJ wonders why Adam wants her to wear this dress to the wedding (sure Sabrina didn't turn as many heads as SHE will in it).

In his room, Adam gripes aloud that Victor only asked him to be best man because his 'real' son's tied up. That hypocrite has no right to ask anything of me, Adam does his best Victor imitation. Removing his ankle bracelet, Adam believes Victor's only marrying Ashley to get back into the bedroom. But the night's not a total wash - I have one helluva wedding present for ya Pops - it'll blow you away. With the ankle monitor off, Adam hops out the window.

Taking Abby up to select a dress, Ashley's touched that Victor put a Fenmore's bag on her bed. Vikki calls Ashley back to apologize for being horrible when she married Victor the last time - and she was horrible to Sabrina too. If Ashley doesn't mind, Vikki would like to stay. With a hug, of course Ashley would love Vikki to stay.

Walking into Jimmy's, JT gets a call from Vikki - you're kidding. You OK with it? You sound good. Reporting he has some security work to do, JT looks over at the boisterous Colleen and her date. JT! Hi! So good to see you! she lunges into his arms - clearly drunk. Mac's in the back with Cane, Colleen reports - then introduces Aidan. He passes on joining them - sorry to interrupt. You OK with that guy? Sure - Colleen already has a cab on the way - I'm fine - I won't do anything stupid, she sips her drink.

Still at the club, Glo's already spending their money - Aidan's ready to pounce - and Jack will be brought down a notch. He pushed his niece into that board seat just to get Victor. Yeah, but Jeff thinks it sick that Victor's destroying his bride's niece to stick it to Jack. Glo sees it as saving Colleen - not destroying her. As Jeff heads off to check on Colleen, Glo's sure it'll work - we'll get what we want - we always do.

I'm hot, Colleen removes her shirt. Aidan can't argue with that. Ready for another? You trying to get me drunk? Cause I am, she slurs - then goes to put some music on the jukebox. As Jeff sneaks in, Aidan nods in Colleen's direction. From the bar, Jeff gets his camera phone ready - as Colleen dances. At the bar, JT and Mac assume correctly that Colleen doesn't know about Lily and Cane (who Mac claims isn't a monster). There to discuss updating the security system, JT's stunned to hear Mac now owns the bar. Off they go to check out the place. Cane comes down with a box - and calls Devon yet again to try and reach Lily - no? Tell her I love her - and good bye. Leave her alone, Devon hangs up - then rejoins Neil and Tyra to talk about how much Anna loves camp. Escaping, Lily tells Neil and Tyra she just needs to get out for a bit with Devon.

When Adam notices the cat's stuffed, MJ snaps that 'Kitty met an untimely death' - but isn't it more twisted to be keeping a woman in your potting shed? Back to the plan, Adam confides there's more people at the wedding than expected - she won't be attending so much as making an appearance. Meaning what? Put on the dress and wait for a call on this untraceable phone. He'll get Ashley alone - and she's to come when Adam texts her. For the bouquet toss? No - to run by the window - sobbing. Ashley will be sent over the edge - and Victor to the hell he deserves. What about Jack? He's not invited - but he'll be there soon if MJ does her job. Now alone, MJ knows Jack won't miss his sister's wedding - and she'll be damned if she misses HIM.

You really thought you could marry my sister without anyone knowing? Jack blasts as soon as Victor answers the front door. I want to see Ashley right now! You won't ruin this, Victor growls. Ashley comes along to ask Jack to contain himself, then invites him in to demand he behave himself - it was last minute, she again explains. She doesn't want Jack feuding with her groom on her wedding day. Victor IS my family - he's been wonderful. Ashley would like their baby girls to be close - and didn't she keep HER concerns about Sharon to herself? Don't you want me to be happy? Of course - I'm here for you - to give you away ~hug~

Adam puts his ankle monitor back in place before Vikki comes to his room - to announce the JOP is on his way. Yes - he and Heather are still together - he didn't want to upset the groom by inviting her. What about JT? At home playing Mr Mom AGAIN? He'll be here any minute, Vikki assures unconvincingly.

At Jimmy's, Colleen continues to make an ass of herself. I can raise hell with the best of them, she boasts - then jumps up on a chair. Woooooo! she hoists her shirt up to expose her boobs. How's THIS for out of character? As both Aidan and Jeff get a good eyeful, JT comes along to pull Colleen off the chair. I'm sure you WOULD take her home, JT scoffs at Aidan as he escorts Colleen out. In his booth, Jeff gives Aidan the thumbs up - then calls Glo to cackle that they hit the mother load.

Still at the club, Tyra's happy to see Neil relax - how about a massage at his place? Jazz and candles to set the mood? She snaps her fingers to get Neil's attention. He wonders if Lily really needed to breath - or is she calling Cane? Perhaps she's only ignoring his calls when Neil's around? Tyra's sure that if she wanted to, she'd have answered the phone - whether Neil was there or not.

Calling Lily again? Mac pops up behind Cane - to then comment on Colleen's out of character behavior. Cane's then surprised to hear Mac and JT lived together - must be nice to be friends with an ex. Mac thinks Lily will come around in time. Time won't heal this one, Cane feels bad for leaving without saying good bye - but maybe Devon's right - it's best for Lily if he disappears.

Lily paces at Devon's - admitting she's on edge. She couldn't even mention Cane's name around Neil. He messed up - forget him, Devon advises. Not so easy - especially when Lily might be pregnant!

On the CL's patio, JT brings some coffee for Colleen - who doesn't see the big deal - she was only dancing. Oh my God - my shirt! she suddenly realizes. Promise you won't tell anyone! JT won't - but it wasn't smart - especially with Victor looking for an excuse to kick her off the NE board. Don't give him any ammo. Colleen appreciates the info.

On a laptop at the club, Jeff and Glo watch replay of Colleen's show - then upload it to the Internet; GC Hottie gone wild. When Victor sees this, we'll be set for life, they grin.

At the ranch, Victor thanks the JOP for coming on such short notice. Ashley comes down in a dress that (according to Abby makes Fergie's look like it came off the rack). Stunning, Vikki smiles. Victor asks Ashley if she's alright. Yes - everything's perfect - and Hope's as excited as she is. Vikki looks nervous as she tells Abby that yes - JT should be there by now. Jack makes a quick call to Sharon - as Adam comes along to announce he's standing up for his father. With knife poised, Jack quips. A delivery guy arrives with flowers - but the credit card was no good so it's C.O.D. Jack reads the card - from Gloria. Take em back - Jack's not helping that witch! Outside, in the purple dress, MJ's hiding - I knew he'd be here.

When Neil suggests stopping off at Devon's, Tyra tells him to give it a rest for God's sake. Lily can take care of herself. Does he plan to protect his grown daughter for the rest of his life? Yes - til Neil dies. Didn't he tell her? His kids are his top priority.

Devon gives the weepy Lily a hug. No, it's not OK, she weeps - all she wanted was to have Cane's baby - and now that she's pregnant they can't even face one another. He's been calling non stop, Devon admits - he called to say good bye. How is a baby growing up without it's father 'the best thing'? Lily mopes. Devon concludes it's up to her if she wants to contact Cane (though it's not like she'd have to raise the baby alone anyway). Hey - glad you called, Cane answers Lily's call (as Mac stands by) - we need to talk, she says.

Her hands in Victor's, Ashley vows to love and honour him as long as they both shall live. I Victor take you Ashley to be my lawfully wedded wife - to have and to hold - for richer for poorer blah blah blah. You may kiss your bride - all applaud and embrace. And as Ashley turns towards the window, she sees MJ standing there in the purple dress. Sabrina! she gasps before collapsing in Victor's arms.

Next: You guys don't know who I am, Philip bellows. You never gave us a chance! You never gave us a second chance! Kay shouts back .... Gill approaches Sharon as she dines with Jack at the club - where did you get this wallet? I have no idea, Sharon looks sincerely baffled ... What is it? Are you alright? Devon asks as Lily doubles over - owww - my stomach, she grimaces in pain.

My Thoughts: Odd that Vikki didn't needle Adam about him kissing Rafe. ... For richer and poorer? Does that really need to be included in the vows of billionaire Victor Newman? ... You'd think the ranch's security team would be on full alert during the boss' wedding - perhaps be standing guard outside the door even? And if Victor could arrange a dress brought in from Fenmore's, why can't he have a member of the staff answering the front door - instead of guests being greeted by Jack? Ashley's dress looked like a nighty ... While Neil's definitely going overboard with his smothering concern for Lily, Tyra doesn't seem to understand that one's baby will always be one's baby - no matter the age. Hard for her to comprehend (since Anna always seems to be somewhere else). Lily IS a grown woman - why can't she just tell her Dad, in no uncertain terms, that she's going out for a while? ... Has Cane done 'something else'? Devon wonders (like his life of lies isn't bad enough) ... As the bar owner, isn't it Mac's responsibility to cut off a patron who's so obviously inebriated - and she needs to learn that bartenders don't ask questions - it's none of her business whether Colleen's out on a date or not - just serve the drinks already ... And what about the cab Colleen called - isn't anyone going to cancel it? ... Why didn't Cane remove his 'things' days ago - when selling the bar? How long is he going to say he's leaving - before he actually does? Like The Who's farewell tour, he just goes on and on ... Oh no Cane - you're not a 'stalker' - you're a fraud ... You get enough booze in ya and any man's the 'right man' Glo says. True - just ask Sharon ... Who says Colleen has such a 'good girl' image anyway? She was barely into her teens when shacking up with JT (whom she then cheated on with her Professor) - then came a meaningless fling with her best friend's ex. Who does she think she is? Saint Lily? ... If the florist took an order on a credit card they couldn't process, wouldn't they just cancel the order - say they can't send the flowers? Instead of having it delivered expecting the recipient to pay for their own flowers? That's tacky even for Gloria. Since it seems to be past dinner time, where did Glo find a florist that'd deliver same evening anyway? Like Colleen said - it's after hours. Aidan took a bit of a chance inviting JT to join them for a drink, no? Had JT said Yes, the whole plan would have fallen apart. Colleen doesn't play a very convincing drunk - she did a lot of stretching and over annunciating. JT puts in 50-60 hours at work - 'at least'? Yet Adam sneers that he's home playing Mr Mom - again ..... Why does Victor have to get updates on Summer from Vikki? Unless it's been revoked, he's still her legal guardian - and Vikki was barely at the hospital. You'd think Nick would take the time (and have the courtesy) to updated the man who dropped everything to step in to hold vigil at Summer's bedside. I wonder if Summer will still get that pony Victor talked of getting her .. How would Vikki know that Victor and Ashley have been considering marriage 'for a long time'? Who can blame her for feeling somewhat insulted that Victor didn't even bother to call and invite her? - she lives on the grounds for heaven's sake ..... MJ really thinks she'd 'turn more heads' in the purple dress than the woman half her age who first wore it? I'm surprised it's still in one piece (after Adam wedged himself into it) ... Why would Jack question the Bardwell's membership at the club? Patron's don't need to be member's to go there. No one's checking cards at the revolving door - it's a public place - anyone can walk in ... Why does Vikki run into the ranch like she's being chased by a pack of rabid wolves - and if she's sorry for barging in, why didn't she call first? ... Adam can see well enough to pack groceries for MJ, climb out the window - and go out to buy an untraceable phone etc. - but couldn't tell that MJ's cat is stuffed? He really thinks Victor has no right to ask anything of him? Thinks Victor's the one who ruined his life? Guess he's forgotten that if it weren't for Victor, he'd still be in jail (where he'd have a lot more men than Rafe after his ass - so to speak) ... The ankle monitor sure seems to go off and on easily enough - the band must be some type of elastic/velcro device ... Why didn't Victor think to get Abby a tacky dress from Fenmore's too? ... Why does Vikki have to grovel so much when asking Ashley of she can stay? It's her family home - not Ashley's - yet ... Knowing that Vikki's at Victor's wedding - and that she might not be OK with it - why isn't JT making a beeline home to support her - instead he's in no particular hurry as he sobers up his ex girlfriend .. Huh? Mac claims Jimmy's is in a good neighbourhood - despite the murder in the alley ... Glo's a fine one to talk about Colleen being in a position she shouldn't have had in the first place - was SHE qualified to be Jabot's director of something or other.. I won't be attending the wedding? MJ seems surprised - not sure why. I thought she was terrified Victor will catch her - now she has no qualms about showing up at his wedding? And didn't Adam instruct her to run by the window sobbing - not just stand there? .. Duh - of course Mac's never seen Colleen so drunk - the last time they saw one another, Colleen was under age.