At Cane's, Mac's cooking eggs for the 'not hungry' Lily (who also doesn't appreciate them talking about her like she's not there). Sure, Mac will hang out while Cane goes to work at the bar (figuring Lily needs a break from his 'mug'). Now alone, Mac can totally relate to thinking you know a man - only to realize you don't. She wonders if her and Billy's happily every after will ever come true.

Jack joins Billy at CL's - it scares the hell out of him that 'Mary Jane's' still out there (despite his 2 million reward). Meanwhile, the Bardwell's have finally reached their destination - the Abbott cabin. Yes, Jack's gonna meet us here - for a wedding. Jeff takes a snapshot of Patty - reward money, here we come.

Still under lock down at the hospital, Sharon sits up in bed. Nick assumes Phyllis has been up all night too. Yes, Sharon's OK with Noah transferring to Walnut Grove (feeling to blame for her son being hassled). Nick checks his watch - sure Phyllis and Summer are at the airport. No - he can't wait to tell her - she deserves the truth now - from Nick.

Phyllis brings Summer to say good bye to Grandpa Victor (who has a present for her). With Summer occupied, Victor and Phyllis discuss Summer's regression. It's excruciating, Phyllis admits - thanks to Patty Williams. But why isn't Victor shocked to hear the name Patty Williams? Phyllis sounds suspicious.

Back at the hospital, Sharon assures that Phyllis knowing the truth won't change anything - I don't need your help. Their chance is gone (though she won't deny Nick his rights to the child). But you almost did, Nick points out - if he hadn't overheard... He'd never, ever walk away from his child - so, why would she do this? Sharon knows that Nick's wife and child won't be eager to share him - she's done with the drama. And now, we're right back where we started.

Phyllis continues to grill Victor on how he knows Mary Jane is Patty William's. JT told me, Victor answers easily. Adam listens as Phyllis wonders if Victor's the one who brought her to GC. You kidding? Victor hasn't laid eyes on her in years. No, you wouldn't give a woman a new face - a new identity, would you? Noah interrupts Victor's protests - and is asked to take Summer to the playroom. And undo all the damage Mary Jane did, Phyllis quips - then admits she got her information from Jack. Please tell me it's not true - you were calling in specialists - holding my hand at Summer's bedside. You think I'd do harm to my family? Victor protests - he put a reward on Mary Jane's head - and WILL get a confession out of her - ya got that?

Outside the cabin, Glo hunts for the key - while Patty plans 'twinkly lights' above the door. Ah - the key's above the door jam, Glo realizes. Aside, Patty tells Kitty Kitty how wonderful the wedding will be. Finding the key, Glo falls into 'loverman's' arms. Settle down - plenty of time for that later, she scolds. Patty remembers the cabin - and bets there's something in the bedroom she can make a gown from. Call Victor - tell her we have the nutcase. But no - Jeff wants to call Jack (as he's offering more). No - no matter the price, Glo won't give Jack the satisfaction.

At CL's, Jack gripes to Billy about Victor using Patty to wreak havoc on him (and everyone around him). But when Billy wants to confront him regarding Ashley, Jack calls him off - we've gotta be smart - and we have to find Patty before Victor does. With the bigger reward, Jack's sure he's first in line to get his hands on Patty (who'll point the finger at Victor - enabling them to get Ashley out of that 'hell hole'). Traci's working on getting through to Ashley. Billy updates that Mac's a bit miffed about his divorce agreement with Chloe. HE didn't sign it. He DOES want the divorce - but looking across the table at Chloe, remembered the good times. There were good times? Jack quips. It wasn't all bad, Billy shrugs - plus, there's Delia. But - he loves Mac - and did sign. You sure? Billy doesn't look sure at all.

Mac continues to whine to Lily about Billy not signing the divorce papers. If I'm the love of his life, why not jump at the chance to be free? Lily suggests Billy's second thoughts have to do with Delia - or Chloe pulled a last second guilt trip. Mac can't blame Chloe - it was Billy's call. It's clear they have a connection beyond Delia - they have many similarities - and get each other on a level he and I don't. Billy having second thoughts changes everything, Mac pouts.

Phyllis continues to try and pry a confession out of Victor (to no avail). Don't worry your pretty head about it. OK - but Phyllis is distraught (and can't talk to Nick who's stuck in the hospital with Sharon). Adam continues to listen as Noah comes in to hear about the lock down. Phyllis hasn't talked to Nick since a faulty connection last night. As Victor goes to see what he can find out, Noah reports that Summer's playing with Abby - and doesn't blame Phyllis for being freaked out about his Mom and Dad being together.

Sharon would like to bring her baby into the world with as little turmoil as possible. Yes - but Nick's been building a life with Phyllis and Summer based on an assumption - and now he knows the truth. He'll be there for the pregnancy - and just KNEW the baby was his. You lied to me, Nick rants - and with him being in hell because of Summer - you knew she needed my full attention. My God - that's why you did it, a light bulb goes off above Nick's head - you didn't want to be in the way. Sharon's silence indicates Nick's hit the nail on the head.

At the cabin, Jeff reminds Glo that Victor's screwed them over too - at least Jack got them back from the Cayman's. They bicker over who's the lesser of two evils - with Jeff accusing Glo of punishing him for not giving her the great life the great John Abbott did. Let's take Jack's 2 mill! Glo gives him a two handed shove - how dare Jeff bring up the name of her dearly departed husband to get his own way. Patty comes out - hey look what I found. I can make this into a great veil. And as Patty wanders off, the Bardwell's go back and forth on whether to call Jack or Victor.

Jack has to ask - is Billy still in love with Chloe? Billy wouldn't call it love - but he wouldn't kick the stalker out of bed - she gets to me. Jack thinks he better figure it out before he commits to Mac. Last thing Billy needs is to be turned on by his ex every time he goes to see his daughter. Billy changes topics - how about Sharon and THEIR baby? Jack's committed to the baby (even though things are definitely over for him and Sharon).

With the lock down announced over - and visitor's free to go, Nick can't believe he didn't see it. Sharon didn't want him to. Nick agrees - you wanted me to believe Jack was the father - for Phyllis and Summer. Because he regretted not being there for Sharon when Cassie died. Sharon couldn't watch him beat himself up. So - she watched him and Phyllis get back together - not saying anything - even after being busted for stealing that ring - him renewing his vows must have killed her. Stop it - Sharon claims she's not that noble - not by a long shot.

Phyllis admits she doesn't love the idea of Noah's parent's being in lock down together - but she's made the decision to trust her husband. She understands that Noah wants his parents to get back together - every kid does. Noah used to - but now he just wants everyone to get their act together (and stop hurting one another). Phyllis wants that too - and has learned that she can only control HER actions - and how SHE feels.

Sharon doesn't want to be praised - or let off the hook. She not only lied to Nick, she lied to Jack - letting him believe he was getting the thing he most wanted, fatherhood. Nick feels bad for Jack - but Sharon doesn't belong in here (and so he's gonna get her out). No, Sharon wants to stay - to focus on herself. But, but, Nick doesn't want to leave her there. Noah and Faith deserve a strong mother - someone who doesn't need others to hold her up. Sharon can be that mother. She's not ready to leave. Nick needs to focus on his wife and child. Keeping the paternity from him was a gift to both of them, Sharon insists.

Lily thinks Cane lying about his identity, is totally different from Billy having second thoughts. Mac explains that Cane wanted a family - and you're the love of his life. But why keep up the lie with Chloe and risk losing Lily? Mac thinks it would have come out - and he'd have lost Lily anyway. She saw a lot of sick people in Darfur - the one's with a positive attitude had better outcomes. Be grateful for Cane. On cue, Cane returns - the bar was slow. Mac decides it's time to leave - before she gives Lily her germs. Cane will go wash up - then how about a movie? Before that, Lily needs to clear the air.

Nick sits beside Sharon on the bed - if you need anything ... No - Sharon's fine - he should go. Phyllis must be in quite a state. Nick hopes he can still catch them. Everything will work out - he can be a husband to Phyllis, father to Summer - AND raise the baby with her. Sharon doesn't feel 'alone' - she has their little girl. I'll be back, Nick vows in true Terminator style.

Victor gives Summer a big hug - have a good trip. Adam comes along. Have a good flight, Victor tells Phyllis - this nightmare will end - he'll make sure of it. Now alone, Adam calls out to Noah - noting he hasn't been around lately. He's sorry to hear about his Mom - those places aren't so bad. Noah agrees - it's not a 'snake pit'. See you later, Noah can't get away from Adam soon enough. Outside, Victor's on the phone - if you want the prize, you better answer the damn phone - he wants that 'package' gone from GC - asap.

I'm the man - I make the decisions, Jeff insists. Glo suggests they flip a coin. Jeff calls it - tails. Yes! Now to send a picture of 'Bridezilla' to Victor. Oh no - no signal. Heading out to make the call, Jeff feels the need to say loud enough for Patty to hear - once we drop that loon off at the highest bidder, it'll be no more blue plate specials for the Bardwell's. In the background, a glum Patty removes her makeshift veil.

Back at CL's, Billy tells Mac that he's free - he signed the divorce papers. Sure you wanna be? Mac has to ask. Billy admits to a moment that passed. He loves Mac. But SHE can't commit to someone who's not sure what they want. You need some serious alone time - no exes - no hook ups - no first loves. Billy doesn't want to be alone. THAT'S why you need to be, Mac walks out.

Lily knows things have been tense lately. Cane understands why she'd be angry. But Lily needs him to help her stay positive. Cane's not going anywhere - then is alarmed to notice 'You're burning up'.

Sharon gets a visit from Jack - who's there to update that Patty's on the loose again. Patty? Oh yeah - Mary Jane's Patty Williams. Yes- Jack's ex - the one who shot him - and is now taking it out on everyone close to him. Jack's glad Sharon's safe from this psycho. Don't worry about me - nothing will stop Jack from being a father to this baby. Oh, but Sharon has some news - Nick knows the baby's his.

Phyllis? Nick finds the tack house empty. And grabbing Mr Big Ears and a paper from the table, he runs out. Meanwhile, Phyllis and Summer are at the airport. Uh oh - looks like Summer left Mr Big Ears in the car. Also looks like Daddy's not gonna make it. But it's fine, Phyllis assures.

Jeff stops the van and checks his cell - whaddaya mean? Service suspended due to delinquent account! Grrrrr. Meanwhile, back at the cabin, Gloria smiles at a photo of John in an album. I see you made a veil - you'll be a beautiful bride, Glo now turns her smile to Patty. Twisting the veil in her hands, Patty knows there's not going to be any wedding - is there? You shouldn't have tricked me. Glo manages to look both brave and terrified at the same time.

Adam heard on the news that MJ's still at large - she clearly has no grip on reality and would say anything to slip through the system. It's a good thing Ashley's safe, here at home. Victor doesn't want to discuss MJ anymore, alright? Too bad - cause Paul comes banging on the door - wanting to know what the hell Victor did to his sister!? He repeats his question even louder as he marches past a stunned Victor.

Next: This is not the way I wanted Nick to find out, Sharon tells Jack - things are going to change ... You're hurting me, Gloria says through her teeth (as Patty holds her from behind) ... Nick catches up with Phyllis at the airport - before you get on that plane, there's some things you need to know.

My Thoughts: Understatement of the day goes to Sharon: 'I've made some mistakes' - gee, ya think? .... If, at the hospital, Nick's so sure Phyllis and Summer are at the airport, why doesn't he go straight there? Instead of loitering around some more, chatting to Sharon - then wasting even more time by heading back to the tackhouse? Why didn't he just call Phyllis on her cell to see where she is? Why would a lock down take so long? It should only take long enough for the staff to check the hospital (which shouldn't take all night) ... Why do Phyllis and Summer have to travel to Zurich anyway? Couldn't the great Victor Newman fly the specialist over? Like Phyllis mentions he did when Summer was in a coma ... Why is MT Big Ears pink? Another GC resident suffering a sexual identity crisis? ... Why does Phyllis wonder why Victor's not shocked to her MJ is really Patty? Isn't it common knowledge now that Mary Jane Benson is really Patty Williams? Hasn't Paul gone on TV to plead his 'sister's' case? ... Victor did more than hold Phyllis' hand at Summer's bedside - he was actually awarded guardianship of the child ... Why does the ranch have a 'playroom'? ... Sharon doesn't need Nick's help? Does that mean she's forgoing any Newman child support? ... Shouldn't security be checking the cabin periodically - it seems the be the first place folks run to when they don't want to be found - and why is the key hidden in such an obvious place? The Abbott's can't afford a simple ADT security system? ... What on earth does Patty expect to find in the cabin's bedroom that she can make a wedding gown from? ... Why would Billy want Traci to talk to the 'miffed' Mac? They don't even know one another - despite Traci's sudden 'major power of persuasion' (which must be a new trait - cause I recall Traci always meekly following along on whatever Jack and Ashley decide) ... Sharon wants to bring her baby into the world with as little turmoil as possible? In GC? Puh-lease - if the child's not born in a snow storm, she'll be born in a stuck elevator - likely by resident midwife, Jack. And NOW Nick doesn't want to add stress to Phyllis' life? Too bad he didn't think about that before knocking up his ex wife (or any of the other times he cheated on Phyllis to sleep with Sharon) ... If Nick and Phyllis weren't able to talk due to a faulty connection, why didn't they try communicating via text messages? ... Psych ward? This is insane, Victor uses an odd choice of words. Of course it's 'insane' - that's why Sharon's IN a psych ward (a place your wife belongs). Note how Jack also tosses around the word psycho (describing MJ) while standing in a psychiatric facility. Shouldn't some politically correct staff member come along to tell Jack that word's not appropriate? ..... Now Nick doesn't want to add anymore .. How dare Jeff bring up the name of Glo's dead husband to get what he wants? Hello - it IS the same man who put her IN PRISON to get what he wants .. Note how Jeffrey ogles Glo's rear as she, for some odd reason, feels the need to bend over double to unlock the cabin's door ..... HOW exactly is Sharon lying about her baby's paternity a 'gift' to both Nick and herself? Was it a gift to Jack too? A refundable gift?