Bumping into one another at the club, Cane and Murphy mock whisper - they have the two best lookin' women in the world. Lily tells Kay that Cane's taken her all over town - picking up mysterious little boxes at Fenmore's, the chocolatier - and the jewelry store. Whatever could they be?

On the phone, Nick tells Vikki that Jabot couldn't be in better hands - she'll 'kill' this meeting. But now he needs to go pick Phyllis and Summer up at the airport. Surprise! the girls caught an earlier flight. With Summer leaping into Nick's arms, Phyllis beams - the trip was VERY successful.

Adam tosses and turns in bed - replaying the phone call that alerted him that Phyllis was asking questions about him and DR Taylor. Who else did Phyllis talk to? Adam had asked - but sneaking out of bed to check his email, Sharon catches him - Happy Valentine's Day - no working on our honeymoon, she scolds.

Oh - well, if it isn't the new CEO of my family's company, Billy bumps into Vikki at the club. Vikki's not in the mood - and no, she and her hubby aren't having a romantic brunch - they made 'other plans'. They then discuss Delia's birthday - she's afraid of Harvey, the stuffed dog. He'll grow on her, Vikki's sure.

In his tux (minus the jacket), Jack greets Traci - and pounces on the muffins she made from Maime's recipe. If only Colleen and Dad were alive to meet Emily - they'd love her. This time it's forever, Jack assures the framed photo of John he plucks from the mantle.

Father Todd joins Paul at 'Pattycake's' bedside - and hears that she must have gotten hold of a newspaper - saw the wedding announcement and freaked out. She must have felt so betrayed, Todd understands - but to try take her own life? Why did he agree to marry Jack and Dr P? Father Todd didn't know when agreeing to fill in for Father McMillan - but couldn't back out. Paul hands over the crumpled photo - it's THEIR fault. Todd's shocked by the likeness. Except for the hair colour, they're identical, Paul comments.

With a photo of Dr P taped to the mirror, the robe clad Patty practices her vows and greetings - then panics about what to do with her hair. Clutching her rosary and falling to her knees, Patty prays to God (sure he meant her to be with Jack - otherwise her plan wouldn't have worked). Can't he now give her a sign? She can't do this alone.

Now seated, the Ashby's and the Murphy's are sharing some laughs at Lily's childhood antics. She can't wait until her own babies come. And with hugs and kisses, the Ashby's head home - so the impatient Lily can open her gifts. Ah - to be young and in love, Murphy's left to muse (though Kay prefers her men 'experienced'). Happy Valentine's Day, Murphy hands over a gift wrapped box. No - it's not a fishing pole - it's an MP3 player - preloaded with all their favourite music. Kay has a gift too - a room card. And both laughing, the Murphy's head upstairs to 'work up an appetite'.

At the bar, Vikki chuckles at Billy ordering a drink on the plane - for Harvey, the stuffed dog. And now she's off to a meeting in the Founder's Room. Yes - with Jabot execs. Vikki respects what the Abbott's have done with Jabot (a name synonymous with quality). Billy warns that Jack's gonna fight like hell to get the company back. Good luck with that, an unconcerned Vikki marches off.

Ashley arrives at Jack's with a date - Neil. How 'odd' - Traci's the only one solo on Valentine's Day. On cue, Steve calls from London. Jack's left to sing P's praises - she's one in a million.

Patty's struggling with her hair when Chloe comes knocking - then struggles to remember who Chloe is. Whining about her hair, Patty's relieved - oh yeah - a stylist (who's running a bit late). Chloe orders some camomile tea - to calm Patty's nerves on the biggest day of her life. Yes, it is, Patty whispers.

Nick reads Summer's Valentine's Day card aloud - then gives her a gift - a pink pig. As Summer runs upstairs to play, Nick reads the card Phyllis gives him - he can have anything he wants. Hmmm, Nick thinks - anything? Yes - anything - especially that. Climbing aboard, he'd like to get started right now. But no - they need to get to Jack's wedding. Plus - Phyllis wants to tell him everything that happened in Boston.

Outside their suite, Sharon snuggles in Adam's lap. How about she goes down to order breakfast - he'll shower then join her. Or how about they just have sex.

The best man arrives with a rose for each sister. Awww - and didn't he clean up nice. Neil is my date, Ashley twists Billy's ear to keep him in line. When Billy relays his run in with Vikki, Jack starts in again on how Victor cheated somehow (perhaps Tucker showed him the offer). No more shop talk, Ashley and Traci scold. Jack agrees - even Victor taking Jabot won't ruin this day.

Her hair now curled, Patty shows the stylist out. Passing by the open door, the Ashby's pause to offer congratulations. Thankfully, Chloe appears to unwittingly provide the names Patty doesn't know. Lily thanks P for their chat in the church. And speaking of churches, it's time for P to get dressed.

In a suite of their own, Cane welcome's Lily to 'Paris'. French music, rose petals on the bed etc. Yes - he's recreated the room SHE created - the first time they made love. Wandering around, to admire Cane's efforts, Lily declares it even better than going to Paris. We fell in love in this room, Cane recalls - he wants to go old and gray with his beloved. IF Lily has hair to turn gray - but if not, we'll always have Paris ~kiss~

Unsure if Patty will recover, Paul tears up - he should have seen this coming. When Todd sends him home to sleep, Paul tells Patty that he's off to take care of a few things. With a quick kiss - then a hug for his brother, an emotional Paul exits (leaving Todd to place a rosary in P's hand).

Patty's now in her wedding dress - as Chloe checks off the something borrowed - blue - old - and new. She bought a gift - for P's wedding night. The dress fits perfectly - just look at yourself! You're gonna knock his socks off. You really think so? Patty looks insecure - but gains confidence as Chloe continues to gush.

Traci straightens Jack's suit and bow tie - very handsome. After sharing a few memories and chuckles. Ashley hands out glasses of champagne - here's to your happily ever after, Jackie. The music is ominous as the Abbott siblings (and Neil) clink glasses.

Vikki arrives at the tacky house - with a hug for Nick and a gift for Summer. Her Valentine's Day plans? She and JT are getting a divorce. Nick hugs his weepy sister - I'm so sorry. Vikki whines a bit - she tried everything - can't change who she is (or who her father is). Nick can relate - Phyllis and Sharon struggled (being married to a Newman) - Phyllis still has issues with it. Enter Phyllis (now dressed for the wedding) Welcoming Vikki back, Phyllis' smile is pasted on - she can't wait to hear how Victor managed to buy Jabot.

As Jack and Billy admire the church decorations Chloe arranged, Traci hisses at Ashley - isn't this the church ....? Yes, Ashley quietly confirms it's the place Jack married Patty. Paul marches in to confront Jack - stunned that he's 'still going through with this' When Jack has no clue what he's talking about, Paul announces that Patty's in the hospital fighting for her life - Emily didn't tell you she tried to kill herself!? Yes she DOES know - Paul told her in the hospital last night. Jack's so sorry - she didn't mention it. But don't blame Emily. Paul clearly does - and Jack too - she SAW the announcement in the newspaper! And mentioning then note, Paul shouts - this is YOUR fault!

Walking in, Patty pauses to listen to Paul accusing Jack (the same selfish bastard he was years ago). Jack feels for Patty - but can't put his life on hold because of Patty's obsession. As Chloe tries to hustle Patty to the bride's room, Paul comes out to shout about her not telling Jack. Stay away from my sister! I'm really sorry, Patty stammers (as Paul marches out). Drama happens at wedding's all the time, Chloe shrugs it off as she hustles Patty along to the bride's room. Jack's beside himself - maybe she was trying to get attention - to stop the wedding. As expected, Traci and Ashley are somewhat sympathetic (while Billy mutters that Patty's a psycho).

Jack hushes everyone up as the guests start to file in - Phyllis, followed by the Murphy's. Phyllis wastes no time asking Ashley about Adam's relationship with Dr Taylor (yet again replaying the 'accident'). Before Ashley can answer, Chloe calls her away (leaving Phyllis to tell Neil that the good doctor had a tarnished reputation). Joining them, Nick seems suspicious by how suddenly Phyllis clams up (and her enthusiastic 'hey baby' as she drapes herself around him).

In bed, Sharon loves the way Adam looks at her. This is the first Valentine's Day Adam has ever wanted to celebrate. Good - cause Sharon got him something. Sharon opens Adam's first (touching words in a card. I love you - never forget that). Enclosed is theater tickets - to a show in New York. And now Adam opens his - a wallet - but what's special about THIS wallet is that she's filled out the emergency contact information (symbolizing that she'll always be there for him) ~kiss~

In the Paris inspired suite, Lily gasps at the necklace with two hearts on it - symbolizing their twins (who's hearts they just heard beating). This is why men fight wars and write poetry ~kiss~ And soon the Ashby's are kissing on the bed of rose petals. I love you, they exchange ~kiss~

Adam's on the phone (I need to know who else Phyllis contacted in Boston). Oops - Sharon catches him - what IS he up to? He's hiding something. OK - Adam was setting up a spa treatment - they just called to confirm you're on your way. See you down there ~kiss~ Now alone again, Adam calls Chuck - how are things at the ranch? He was thinking of giving Phyllis a gift basket - is she back from Boston? Thanks ~click~

The Abbott's take their places - Phyllis is surprised Sharon isn't there - a honeymoon with Adam? Let's see ho long that'll last, she grins. Father Todd shakes the hands of Billy and Jack (who's sorry to hear about Patty). Her demons got the better of her, Todd sighs. In the Bride's Room, a nervous Patty takes a few deep breaths - and accepts the praise of Ashley and Chloe.

P lays in her hospital bed. Holding vigil beside her, Paul looks up as the monitors that beep an alarm - then flat line.

Billy and Smilin' Jack beam at the end of the aisle Ashley makes her way down. The handful of guests in attendance are all smiling too (though Phyllis' looks troubled).

Something's wrong! Paul shouts into the intercom he's frantically pushing buttons on. We need a doctor! Patty - don't leave me - stay with me!!! ....

As the first chords of the familiar wedding march strike up, everyone stands to admire the bride. Pausing dramatically before her march down the aisle, Patty now sees Father Todd - and looks completely panic stricken.

Next: Paul's griping in the hospital room - Patty lying here - they're getting married. I'm supposed to be at my wedding, a voice inside P's head says ... She's been planning this surprise for weeks, Chloe tells the gathered guests. We're going to start a family together right away, Patty announces .... Nick scowls - puzzled by a card he finds - 'Harvard Alumni Relations'. Name: Phyllis Newman (presumably a card Phyllis fabricated to get info on Adam)

My Thoughts: You're marrying a great gal, Murphy chortles his usual line (regardless of barely knowing whatever gal he's raving about. Maybe he always means 'great LOOKING gal' - and he just forgets the 'looking' part) ... LOL @ Chloe running in from the snow with her bare legs and strappy sandals ... The Murphy's must be in some rush to get to that room upstairs (I guess at their age it's not wise to procrastinate) - they passed Billy and Vikki (at the bar) without even bothering to greet them .... The name Jabot is synonymous with quality, says Vikki. Really - then why is it an 'under performer'? The 'dead weight' company Tucker couldn't get rid of quick enough. Seems like Jabot is more synonymous with 'long shelf life' (the store shelf that is) - or 'scandal' ... Will Sharon love the way Adam squints at her?? ... A wallet - why didn't Sharon just fill out the emergency contact information in whatever wallet he's already using? And what address did she jot down? The ranch they've been politely hinted at leaving? ... As if someone heard me puzzling over it yesterday, it's today explained that Steve Connelly, Traci's husband (handsome, according to Neil - who never misses an opportunity to kiss someone's ass), is unable to attend his brother in law's umpteenth wedding because he's 'babysitting a temperamental author' (and by temperamental - they must mean just mental - cause grown ups - especially those talented enough to write stuff that people will actually pay to read - don't usually need a babysitter). No idiot, Steve likely figures he can just catch Jack's NEXT wedding - the NEXT time he decides to 'do it right' (and 'forsake all others') ... Noticeably absent from Jack and P's wedding? - ALMOST everyone Jack knows - and ABSOLUTELY everyone Dr P, the renowned psychiatrist and best selling author knows. Top of the 'why the hell aren't they there' list is Jack's grown son Keemo, his younger son, Kyle (who's likely a teenager now). Why blather on about dead family (Colleen and John) - when you didn't invite family who are ALIVE. No telling why Ghost-John didn't pop in to offer some wise words of wisdom (like 'RUN you idiot RUN!') .... Nice to hear that Patty has a 'deep seeded faith' - and that rosary in hand, she has no qualms about asking the good Lord for a 'sign' - never mind that she's broken a few of those pesky commandments. What exactly did Patty need a 'sign' about? How to style her HAIR? Did she expect to hear a saintly voice booming down sayin' 'loose curls pinned up on one side' or maybe 'fear not my child. I send thee forth a stylist' .... Yes - Dru must have REALLY loved it when Lily took scissors to her favourite red dress (to make a Valentine's Day card) - sure wasn't as funny when Carmen did it (and why was a kid that young running around with scissors anyway?) ..... Not sure about Murphy and Cane having the most beautiful women in the world - but if it's any consolation fellas - you sure have the oldest and the baldest women in the room ... Adam really needs to work on his pecs - luckily, Sharon has enough for both of them ... There's NO way Patty's gonna be able to pull this off - she can barely utter a sentence without tripping over her tongue. The best thing would be for her to slip in the tub - then come to exhibiting symptoms of selective amnesia ... The first time Cane made love to Lily, he thought she'd 'break'? I guess he's so impressed with his 'down under' - his 'diggeridoo' - his 'waltzing matilda' - his 'king-a-roo' - that he thought he'd break her? .. And the grandson of a billionairess ('DNA be damned') why hasn't Cane been able to take Lily to the REAL Paris? Just the thought of him sitting cross legged on the bed - plucking all those petals off perfectly good roses kills the romance for me ... 'Old, what's 'old?'' Chloe asks Patty. Here's where I shouted at my TV. "Old!? I'll tell ya what's OLD. This damn storyline!" ... Speaking of old, Jack, as a child, really thought they'd ALL grow up and move away? Silly boy - guess he didn't know he'd be sponging off his old man's estate his entire life. Like he wouldn't still be in his boyhood room - changing the cowboy wallpaper and bedding for something more grown up - perhaps redoing the decor each time he changed wives? With the exception of the brief time he moved into the ranch with Nikki (where he also redecorated), the furthest Jack moved was Daddy's pool house (not really moving 'away' when he could still talk to Daddy using two cans attached by a long string) ... Poor Paul - seems that every time he's IN a church, he's a blubbering mess ... P took 'every precaution' (to ensure Patty didn't find out about the wedding) If THAT'S her idea of every 'precaution' - she may want to book now with a fertility specialist ... Yeah Sharon - you married a 'closet' romantic *snicker*