Seen my flashlight? the orderly searches 'crazy' Adam's room. As soon as he's alone, Adam (flashlight in hand) sneaks through the air vent again. In her room, Patty obediently takes her meds, then flashes back to Hightower's dead body in the basement. It was a lie - there was two of him - but I didn't kill him! she babbles. Lights out, Patty's unable to sleep (due to 'the devil' coming for her). Who are you? her terrified eyes dart around the room.

The Baldwin's arrive at Indigo - now owned by Gloria (AND Jeff) - who will announce it at the big party tonight. Drink up, Glo pours champagne (then leaves the Baldwin's to fret about the party - great - Glo's gonna make a scene - and Jill will be going on and on about them being 'family'). Determined to have fun, Lauren follows Mike out - if Jill buys them matching dresses, she's gonna get shoved in the pool.

Running into Tucker at CL's, Ashley agrees to accompany him to Kay's party (since Neil's with Lily and the twins). At the mention of Abby, Tucker's the one to tell Ash - no, SHOW her, the video - brace yourself. Ashley turns it off in a hurry (and calls Abby - who's arriving as they leave).

When Abby asks Daniel to take her to the Chancellor party, he agrees - only because she has no camera crew or other invites. Abby's friends are meeting them there. Huh? What friends?! Daniel follows her out sputtering.

Also at CL's, Vikki calls Billy (who wanders away from Kay pretending it's the printer). Nikki arrives to greet Kay and Murphy (who's manning the grill) with optimistic news that Adam's return might equal Nick's release. Jill brings in her new friend, Morgan Belford - she can't wait for the fireworks later. Turning down the party, Vikki easily manages to convince Billy to meet at his place - to 'veg' out in front of the TV. Being a 'Leave It To Beaver' kinda guy, he quips to Nikki on his way out, 'Hello Mrs Newman, that's a lovely dress you're wearing' (which really throws her off).

Arriving at the mausoleum, Ashley's still leaving urgent 'call me' messages for Abby. Kay greets her and Tucker - and learning she's not seeing Neil anymore, updates that Mac and the twins are doing well. As Kay and Tucker exchange witty banter, an animated Daniel comes over to shake Murphy's hand. He hopes Kay doesn't mind - but he brought someone; Abby. Ashley sheepishly tells them about Abby's new 'web release'. Yes, unfortunately, it IS worse than her animal rights protest. Excuse me, Ashley goes in search of her daughter.

Nikki manages a smile when the Bardwell's approach - How's tricks Nikk's? Jeff asks. Glo's in good humour too - who knew the party was pot luck - she sees Jill bought 'beef cake'. Glo then talks about making her new club ('Gloria') - the hippest retro/Victorian place in town. Nikki decides she needs more ice - excuse me, she bolts over to Kay. Both watch Jill write her 'date' a check. OMG - she's paying him! Good thing Detective Chance isn't here to see his Grandmother with a hired gigolo. And when Kay marches over to throw the pair out, Jill balks - she's not doing anything 'unsavory'. Their discussion ends when the Baldwin's arrive. Getting up, Jill doesn't have time for this.

At the trailer, Billy finds it ironic that Vikki actually wants to watch 'Father Knows Best' (which inspires some cracks about HER father). No talk of Victor tonight - or Vikki won't bake him cookies (and by cookies she means sex - the best damn cookies he's ever had). Uh oh - no TV - the power's gone out. Whatever will they do?

In her room, Patty tries to convince herself that no one's there. But here's the devil himself - shining the flashlight in Patty's eyes. Yanking the pillow away, Adam clamps his hand over a terrified Patty's mouth. Blinded by the light, Patty promises not to scream - who are you? I know who YOU are - the dark stains on your soul. I'm not obsessed with Jack I'm in love with him, Adam mocks. Heeere's Adam - and he's gonna take Patty to hell with him.

Finding Abby, Ashley listens to her babble about Uncle Billy wanting her to do a RS cover (so, she needs money to buy the right accessory). It's a legit business expense. For your porn business? Ashley wants to vomit. Abby denies it was porn - we didn't go all the way (or get any hits outside GC). You're disappointed!? Ashley's horrified - and even more so when Abby throws Tucker in her face (to whom she'll only ever be 'flavour of the month'). Ashley's beside herself - and ashamed (that Abby's so trashy - and exploited). Ahhh, but it's not exploitation if Abby does it herself. She's 'in control - and nowhere near finished'. And as Abby clip clops off, Ashley's left with red and wet eyes.

Meanwhile, Jill introduces Lauren to Morgan - and asks if she can look at the family album's - since she's missed so many years with the Fenmore's. Lauren informs that her father's archives are at the GC Library. No - Jill doesn't want the public files - does Lauren have a problem showing her the private stuff? Without answering, Lauren goes to take Mike his drink (leaving Jill to gripe - like I'm gonna whip out my library card).

Tucker quietly asks Kay a question - how does Victor maintain his death grip on the Japanese market - for Beauty of Nature? And when Kay won't dig up dirt, Tucker chides her (for losing her business edge). Hey, hey, Murphy objects to them talking business on a holiday.

Lauren gripes to Mike about Jill wanting so see family photos - not sure how much longer she can take this. On cue, Jill commands everyone's attention - there's something she'd like to tell them all. But wait - all attention (and cameras) are focused on ... 'Abby Carlton'! Ashley screeches (as everyone gathers). Floating on an air mattress, Abby declares herself an otter - and this swimming pool is a river - the bubbles covering her naked body are pollution. Save our water! Save the otters!! Abby grins as the cameras click away (and Kay's guests look aghast).

Adam tells Patty that she DID stick a pen in his chest - and now, he's back from hell. Tell the world - confess - purge yourself. No - you can't make me go, Patty sings nursery rhymes to block out Adam's voice.

As Tucker sends the paparazzi scattering off, Ashley barks 'get out'! Daniel throws a towel over Abby and pulls her from the pool. Abby must save the otters! Kay demands she leave - you were raised better than this young lady! Daniel apologizes - he didn't know (though Kay blames him equally). This is how you represent this family!? Ashley has more to say. Kay's livid that Abby used her home as a publicity stunt - it's an insult to Abby's family and to HER. Abby apologizes - she'll pay to have the pool cleaned - if she ever gets her inheritance. Kiss it 'good bye' indefinitely, Ashley snaps - Brad would never support this nonsense. Eyes on Abby, Jeff's enjoying the scene (perhaps a little too much if you ask Glo).

Oh God, what next, Kay mutters when Jill insists on making her big announcement. She has incredible news - Neil Fenmore is her father, Lauren her sister - and how proud Jill is - and 'complete'. And to honour the man who created her, Jill's changed her name - she's now officially Jill Fenmore. Good thing Mike's propping Lauren up (cause she looks about ready to keel over).

Don't everybody congratulate me at once, Jill tells the silent crowd - then stomps off to get a drink. Lauren quips to Mike - you said I could throw her in the pool if she bought matching dresses - what does she get for matching names. Lauren's then left to confirm the news for a stunned Nikki (who can't believe how cruel and crass Jill was to ambush Lauren this way). Watch your back, she warns - Jill tortures family members for not living up to her expectations. Tucker's the only one to congratulate Jill - he's honestly happy for her - BUT - he didn't change his name to Tucker Chancellor - be the 'one of a kind' Jill Abbott. Jill COULD have changed her name to Foster - or Chancellor years ago - her name IS Jill Fenmore - it feels right. You're grasping, Nikki comes over, hands on hips - learning who your father is hasn't change a THING.

While Vikki's been lighting candles, Billy hasn't been working on the generator - he's been modeling himself into Bud from 'Father Knows Best' (complete with a Bril Cream-ed side part and cardigan). Awww - you did this for me, Vikki purrs - come here ~kiss~ Oh for Pete's sake, Billy remains in character - as they laugh themselves onto the bed.

The annoying Adam chases Patty around with the flashlight - continuing to accuse her of killing him - all that blood - can't you see it? Leave me alone, Patty pleads - but she's no match for 'the devil' I did it? Patty's confused - and flashing back to the basement, now sees her hands ARE covered in blood. Blood! she screams. Good - now you remember, Adam praises.

On the CL's patio, Abby's thrilled with the reaction to her 'political statement'. You took a bubble bath in public, Daniel corrects the 'brat'. Kay's been good to him - and he needs his friends right now. Abby snaps that he needs to get over it - doing the RS cover with her will teach Amber a lesson. Daniel's not interested - even when Abby tries to bribe him. Who's gonna cover me up if I decide to strip again? Abby pauses as she heads inside for hot chocolate. As if worried she might do just that, Daniel hops up to follow.

Back at Kay's fun party, Nikki and Jill go at it. Nikki takes Jill's beer - you're embarrassing yourself. Have you thought about how Lauren feels? Why should Lauren get pity? (instead of Jill and her poor birth mother?) Lauren listens as Nikki tells her this isn't the way to get into a family. Maybe I should shake my tassels and marry in!? Jill gets increasingly louder - maybe I can become a Newman, an Abbott, a Chow! Big difference 'honey' - those names were GIVEN to Nikki - she didn't TAKE them. Jill doesn't need a hand out - she's a Fenmore - now and forever. Lauren thanks Nikki for trying to help - but has a few things to say to Jill. Don't waste your breath, Nikki marches off - leaving Lauren to stare down Jill.

Fireworks are going off all over town. Billy's on top of Vikki - was that fireworks? Not yet, Vikki giggles ... At their new nightclub, knocking a hole in the wall is an aphrodisiac for the Bardwell's .... Daniel and Abby watch the fireworks from outside CL's - both chuckling about the party (and discreetly eyeing one another) .... The crowd's thinned out at Kay's as the fireworks commence. Making a few jokes about Abby, Ashley thanks Tucker (without him, the day would have been worse) ... Mike jumps to attention when Morgan claims they'll be seeing a lot more of each other - in court - he's Jill's attorney ..... Nearby, Jill IS a Fenmore - wants her rights as a Fenmore - and deserves everything that comes along with that. Lauren says that Jill can wave documents around all she likes - tattoo 'Fenmore' on her forehead - but she'll NEVER be a Fenmore!

The orderlies find Patty screaming under her desk. I'll confess - don't let the devil take me! I killed Adam - I'll confess!!! Meanwhile, the agile Adam slips back into his room - and hops into bed (just in time for the cops to come in and arrest him) Let's go, he's hauled out.

Next: Neil, Cane and Lily are dressed in scrubs to see the babies. If anything's gonna work, this will, Lily mumbles (I think) ... What did Patty tell you? Paul asks Owen. She knew everything, he shakes his head - details that were never released .... You look pretty good for a dead man, Nick's got his feet up as Adam's lead into the communal cell - welcome home.

My Thoughts: Too many 'lines of the day' to pick just one - but I did snicker when hearing 'Heeeere's Adam' .... Luckily, thanks to the advanced age of the show's demographic, approximately 85% of the viewing audience will get Billy's comment to Nikki (those who've never seen Leave It To Beaver will have the same puzzled look as Nikki) ... If Vikki's such a big fan of Father Knows Best, why does she wait for a marathon on TV? She can't afford to buy the DVD box set? ... Billy's trailer must have the same kinda generator as his family cabin ... Who runs this psychiatric hospital? It's beyond comical. Air vents large enough to crawl through - that look brand new - the wall covers seemingly Velcro'd in place .... Forgetful orderlies who conveniently lose useful items such at flashlights - a co ed and barely supervised 'day room ... everything you need to make masks for all your friends; multi coloured construction paper - scissors - markers - string to loop it around one's head .. enough pillows in a room to jam under the sheets and form a faux person ... no separate section to keep the criminally insane from the harmless insane .... Why on earth were the Bardwell's invited to Kay's party? ... Why did they leave Indigo unlocked - shouldn't the lights be turned off and the alarm set? Or better yet - have the bar OPEN for business ... Reed fell asleep cause he had too many sno-cones? Do his parents just shovel whatever the kids want into his mouth? Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches - and all you can eat (before passing out) sno cones .... We viewers often complain of the way women are written as weak damsels on the show - but not today - it was all girl power. Enjoyed Glo's snide remarks, self absorbed gloating - and jealousy when Jeff was ogling Abby ... Loved Jill - she plays the 'had one drink too many' role to perfection (and was hilarious when making digs about Nikki's past as a stripper - and scoffing at the idea of her whipping out her library card) ... Who on earth has family archives at a local library? .... And why WOULD Nikki and Kay assume Jill's date was a gigolo? How could they even tell that Jill was writing a check? Neither had their glasses on ... Couldn't Jill have been writing her phone number? Or making a donation? That said, it was stupid of Jill to do the transaction outside - they could have easily stepped inside, to the study (and - Morgan seems like a perfectly nice man - but if Jill's gonna BUY herself a man, he'll be half her age .... I..I don't know what to say, Nikki stammers. Why does Nikki have to say anything? She and Lauren never had much to say to one another before. Now, because it involves Jill, Nikki feels she needs to 'say' something? ..... Clearly Kay wears the pants - Murphy the apron - but why didn't either of them notice the invasion of paparazzi. And why does a billionaire have such a cheesy pool? No hot tub attached? No heater? ... Why would Abby lie about Billy WANTING her to do a RS cover? Does she not think Ashley might mention it to her brother? .... Did Abby really compare herself to Madonna? She may be a 'material girl' - but that's where the similarities end. What did she hope to accomplish by going naked at Kay's? Why not streak onto the field in the middle of the final World Cup soccer match? Or the World Series? Not an old lady's back yard BBQ. How did she know her Dad wasn't gonna be there? Now THAT would be awkward. YET - Ashley thinks it would be 'awkward' to run into Neil - on Tucker's arm? Like no one's ever in the same room with an ex - and exes of exes? Puh-lease - most can't sit down for dinner at the club without being able to hit at least two ex lovers with a dinner roll ..,. Have a great weekend!