After making dinner reservations at the club, Nikki just needs to invite the kids. Oh boy - won't they be surprised to hear they're tying the knot - yet again. While Nikki and Victor are finally on track, their kids are NOT. Vikki's with Billy Abbott; a loser who's clouding her judgment. Vikki arriving on cue, Nikki invites her to dinner - then leaves her to wonder what's going on. Later - right now, Victor wants to know why he wasn't told of Vikki's trip to Japan.

Daniel's at RS for his check - and hey man - how come he lied to Abby. Oh, here we go - Billy gave her the cover didn't she? HOW is it a raw deal - and what's it to Daniel? Does he make steamy videos with all his 'friends'? (cause Billy knows he does that).

Yes, Jack's sure that Abby can use her stock as leverage (she may very well be second only to Victor - a fact he likely doesn't want her to know). So - there's no need for Abby to sell her house. Playing things 'right' should be no problem. Alas, Abby guesses that Uncle Jack wants to use her - the way he did Colleen. Thanks, but Abby won't be anyone's pawn.

In a suite at the club, Sophia and Malcolm are in bed - chatting about her meeting with Neil (who's proposals she turned down). Just wait til he finds out she's Malcolm's fiance. Not sure of how long Sophia will be in town, Malcolm suggests they don't waste time ~kiss~ Tucker's call interrupts - Sophia's needed at the office - Malcolm too (but first, there's more kissing to be done).

Another suite is acting as Newman Fund headquarters - where Mr and Mrs Newman are taking call after call from interested investors. Seems their trading system is garnering a buzz. Nick comes a knocking - so, Adam and Skye are the Newman Fund. What kind of scam are they running now?

Stewing, hands on his hip, Nick's unibrow is in full furrow - and after Adam and Skye take more calls, he growls that 'playtime's over sport'. Nick will see to it that Adam's going back to jail.

Sophia's ready to go meet 'the boss' - still in bed, Malcolm's not. He doesn't work for Tucker anymore (and didn't much like spying on his brother). Sophia will never put him in that position again. Yeah - well if she does everything Tucker wants, Malcolm worries she won't have a choice.

Back at the Abbott mansion, Jack continues to campaign for forming an alliance with Abby (who wants to confirm Jack's his assumptions are right before she makes a deal). OK - Jack will discreetly check on her holdings - and Abby's to think about 'doing business with Uncle Jack'. Abby's unimpressed that the money will take time (especially if they go to court) - I need it right NOW (which starts the wheels turning in Jack's head).

Billy plays the heavy handed Uncle for Daniel (who claims he's not serious about Abby). Billy's just kidding anyway - here's your check - don't spend it on the Princess. As Daniel leaves, Nikki arrives for a variation of the ole 'what are your intentions'? (towards my family) spiel. Next, she'd like to know about his relationship with Vikki (and where it's heading).

Vikki explains she took the antique pistol to Mr Yonioshi - as instructed (the deal will continue as is - everything went as planned). Victor relays Tucker and Ashley's visit (and bribery accusation) - they watched it all. Why did Vikki meet at the hotel? Tucker and Ashley could bring the Feds into it. he expected better of her. Vikki's indignant - if Daddy doesn't like the way she does business, he can do his own dirty work.

Tucker welcomes Sophia and Malcolm in - how nice to see them together again. Shaking Malcolm's hand, Tucker knows he quit for the right reasons - and respects that. No hard feelings. Tucker then announces that Sophia's to relocate to GC. He's making a deal with Jack Abbott - and she's the perfect person to handle him.

Jack insists they must be smart - anticipate Victor's reaction - it'll take time. Abby needs to launch her show NOW - while she's fresh in people's mind. How about she pressure Victor releasing her trust fund. Not overly optimistic, Jack tells her to go ahead - and when Victor turns her down - gimme a buzz- and they'll get working.

Billy understands Nikki's confusion (how he can care about Vikki - but still run articles on her family). Billy's conflicted - Nikki once edited RS - she knows the name of the game is to sell magazines. Billy can't do anything about Victor's opinion - but since Nikki's being straight, he will too - Vikki's amazing. In love with her? Billy has sincere intentions towards Nikki's daughter. Nikki's impressed - you did just fine Billy.

Vikki's not doing so fine (as Victor continues to lecture her on taking risks). Vikki didn't 'take Billy along' to Japan. He's trouble, Victor warns - he took notes and could print it. Who Vikki dates his HER business. Victor does NOT respect her choice - she WILL calm down - and she WILL come to dinner. Oh really? That an order? Yes, it is - if Vikki doesn't come, she'll live to regret it. In parting, Vikki mutters that she regrets a lot of things.

This whole set up's a hoax (including the name), Nick sneers. Adam points out that both he and Skye are legally Newman's. Why can't the Newman name open doors for HIM too? (like it did Nick). The hedge fund is legit. Nick warns that one decimal out of place and he'll bring the Feds down on them. Bring it - their books are open for anyone to see. Without further word, Nick marches out.

Nikki and Vikki bump into one another at CL's (where Vikki whines about disappointing Daddy). Funny, Vikki doesn't feel 'treasured' - she feels inadequate. Perhaps Vikki should find a new job (like JT always suggested). Vikki's feelings of inadequacy increase (as does her frustration) - upon hearing that Nikki went to see Billy. Not letting Nikki explain, Vikki decides to leave - before she says something she shouldn't.

Meanwhile, Abby tells Victor that she'll work for him - on her own terms (and with her own division - TV production - the first project? The Naked Heiress). You can't be serious, Victor scoffs. Abby will work without salary - it's win/win - they'll work out a bonus based on ratings. If Victor won't let her 'waste' her trust fund, what makes Abby think he'd 'waste' his company's money? It's OUR company, Abby plays her ace - as the second largest NE shareholder, she has the power. Really? Is that what you think? Huh - Victor looks amused.

The stand off continues. Victor doesn't know where Abby got her info - but HE'S the largest shareholder - he calls the shots - you got it? Abby will work her way up - like Nick and Vikki did. He won't invest a dime in her reality show (or tell her where her trust fund is). She'll get it once she grows up - and now, it's time for family dinner. If she's a nice girl, Daddy WILL indeed cut her food up for her. Victor's left to huff as Abby marches out.

At Tucker's, Sophia and Malcolm discuss settling down in GC (something Sophia hadn't planned on). Can they handle that much domestic bliss? Sophia hopes Malcolm will be content to 'stay put'. Tucker approaches them to hear the verdict. Will Sophia stay and help him deal with Jack? Oh look - with barely a knock, Jack barges in - to discuss their proposal (and gape in astonishment at Malcolm and Sophia).

Vikki's now at RS - and in a much better mood (thanks to Billy). She whines about her control freak father - and isn't too happy with Mom either. Yes, Vikki knows her Mom was there (and could kill her) - oh no - what did she say? Anything that will make Vikki wanna go and 'finish the job'?

Animal lover that she is, Abby's in the stables admiring the horses (when Daniel arrives as summoned). Abby's show isn't just to get attention - it's about freedom - her way of expressing herself. When she's naked, Abby's making a statement on vulnerability - and being unafraid. Her goal is to touch people's hearts. HOW does that make her immature and misguided? Daniel thinks her dream admirable (but is then caught scoping the place out for hidden microphones and cameras). When Abby's smile fades, Daniel apologizes for being suspicious ~kiss~ What was that for? Daniel's just showing her what a great listener he is. Abby then shows Daniel what a great listener SHE is. And soon, they're all ears (and not much else).

And now Abby's in Daniel's shirt - and Daniel's in a blanket. Lounging on hay bales, they admire the beautiful horse Abby loves so much. A million? Wow - that's a lot of cash. A light bulb goes off - yeah, it is, Abby agrees.

Jack apparently doesn't know it's rude to point. So - the woman Malcolm's engaged to works for Tucker? Yup - small world huh? Tucker's got a call to return - so leaves Jack in Sophia's good hands. But when Jack makes it obvious that he'd rather deal with Tucker, Sophia steps up to recite the entire deal. Jack's jaw again hangs open - his smile forced.

Billy assures Vikki that he and Nikki got along just fine. Vikki SHOULD go to the family pow wow. Come with me, Vikki invites. So what if Victor will have a fit? OK - Billy HAS been craving Gina's lasagne.

First at the table, Nikki and Victor hope their announcement will ease the tension in the family. Nick arrives - and sits to tell all about the Newman Fund. Victor and Nikki are stunned (and sickened that Adam's running free). Nick's sure he'll end up in jail for a long time. Sure this is a scam too, Nick will stay on it - hoping for another charge to slap on Adam.

Malcolm wants to stay in GC - IF Sophia will live with me. It's radical change, Sophia hesitates. Is that a 'yes'? Malcolm hopes. Meanwhile, across the room, Jack's sure he can pull off this coup (telling the curious Tucker to watch and learn). Jack looks forward to working with both Tucker and Sophia (who announces she's decided to stay in town). It's one happy room - looks like we all have a lot to celebrate.

Adam and Skye are delighted to have doubled their money - and will make even more once they're investing other's people's money. The look on Nick's face - when he realized THEY were the Newman Fund - was worth the investment.

Accompanying Vikki as far as the club's foyer, Billy won't go any further. And when Victor, Nikki and Nick all glare over, Vikki admits he may be right - but let's give them something to look at - like a passionate good bye kiss - then joins them. After a few moments of Billy bashing, it doesn't look like Abby's coming - so Nikki and Victor will make their announcement anyway. Don't laugh, Victor wags his finger - then shows off the ring on Nikki's. On cue, Abby rides her horse (for sale sign around it's neck) into the club. The Naked Heiress rides again, she disrobes - and throws her arms wide in triumph (now clad only in cowboy boots). As a grinning Daniel films Abby's latest stunt, the Newman family looks horrified.

Next: Chloe's in the mood - Chance not so much. You put me off at the house - what's going on with you? is something wrong? she wonders ... Rogan - I'll never stop investigating - and frankly, I find it very telling that you want me to ... I want my money, a robe clad Abby wails in the middle of the GCAC. A furious Victor bysteps her - then smashes the camera Daniel's filming it all with.

My Thoughts: How can Victor say he didn't know about Vikki's trip to Japan? Wasn't he the once who told her where to find the pistol (locked in HIS desk)? Has he not noticed the charges to NE's business account? Vikki scoffs at the idea of Ashley and Tucker knowing the details of her deal in Japan - because the meeting took place behind 'closed doors'? Um - doesn't she mean flimsy paper shoji screens? ... Oh - so Daniel WAS paid for his RS cover shot. Then why does he say he was only a 'prop' ... Why is everyone so freaked out by Sophia conducting business on Tucker's behalf? For some reason, Kay (a business woman for decades) assumed she was there to 'take notes' - Neil's always been a closet chauvinist anyway - but knows plenty of women in executive positions. Jack's jaw hung open - like he's never met a businesswoman either (clearly forgetting his sister's logged in more time as CEO than he has). Could it be they've never seen a woman of average size in GC (no wait - that's not it - Jack's got a sister who's always battled with her weight). Could it be that Sophia's an African American woman? (who's not related to the Winters?) .. Why is Sophia surprised that Neil 'didn't even know who she was'? Or does she find it surprising that all these months in GC - and Malcolm's never shown anyone a photo of his fiance ... Oh Nikki - you and Victor aren't exactly 'tying the knot' - it's more like tying a bow - or a tie (easy to slip out of) ... I guess the club hasn't increased it's security since the explosion - hard to believe that Abby was able to get a horse into the middle of the club without anyone noticing or objecting. Kinda weird that Nick's gaping at his nude 'little sister' - and what the hell is Daniel thinking? Surely the chaos (and her nephews involvement) will be enough to finally drag Gina out of the kitchen for a few minutes ... I'd totally forgotten that Nikki was once RS's editor (though I'm not sure Billy's right about her 'sitting in the editor's chair' - she never actually spent much time in the magazine's office). Oh? - when she was RS's editor - the magazine wasn't about destroying marriages? Humiliating people? Guess she didn't see Sharon being described as Jack's 'vacillating hair chewing' child bride.