Friday, March 30th

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Bumping into Genevieve at the club, Vikki offers her a role (if she sells BofN to her). Well 'aware' that Vikki's 'very, very interested', Genevieve returns to Leslie. Hmm - Jack's lawsuit could take forever - perhaps she can use his impatience to her advantage.

Jack stops working his triceps as soon as Sarge comes along. Giving up? Yeah - Jack guesses he is. Sarge tosses him a towel and exits.

Looking for Anita at G-worm, Chelsea learns that she's gone, been fired. The four honeymooners make a loud entrance. Glo's anxious to learn if Jeff's .....a father, she wrinkles her nose as Chelsea waddles over.

At CL's, Harmony strikes out when trying to reach either Devon or Kay. Skipping past Neil's number, she calls her sponsor (as she's feeling restless and craving).

On the patio, Mike updates Lauren that Daniel won his parental rights - but revoking Daisy's won't be easy. Daniel's gotta act like he wants to be with Lucy.

Playing the role, Daniel knocks on Daisy's door - 'anxious' to see his daughter.

Chelsea, then Gloria notice that Jeff seems 'relieved' that Anita's left town. And after the Fisher's leave for their own 'surreal drama', Chelsea asks Jeff to take a paternity test. His quick refusal earns disapproving glares from both women.

Mike's about to call Glo with news of his secret DNA test when Kevin calls to say they're all back. Hanging up, Mike updates Lauren on the showdown at G-worm (and wastes no time heading over to deliver the news).

Sarge orders a coffee at CL's counter - and spots Harmony at the jukebox.

Smartest baby in the whole universe, Daisy gushes. You're really good with her, Daniel admits. I love her - drop the custody thing - don't take her away from me, Daisy pleads.

Please don't kick me out. Jack's not happy to find Genevieve in his living room. She has something to say that he'll want to hear.

Visiting Vikki, Chloe frets about Carmine. Time to brush off the 'old Chloe'. And with help from the 'old' Vikki, Carmine is SO out of here.

Back at CL's, Carmine's friendly with Kevin (who orders him out to the patio for a talking to).

As Jeff continues to refuse both his daughter and wife, Mike arrives waving papers - too late Daddy. Reading the results, Glo hands it to Chelsea. She IS your daughter. The ladies look stunned, Jeff busted.

Having questioned her motives (for buying BofN), Genevieve isn't there for absolution. The only way she can begin to make things right - is to sell BofN to Jack (who's shocked).

Spotting and introducing herself to Sarge, Harmony admits she's having one of those nights (and can't reach her sponsor - and is craving a hit off a pipe). Offered his 'ear', Harmony's happy to join Sarge.

Lucy, the angel, down for a nap, Daisy and Daniel maintain their positions (both claiming to love their daughter). Daniel's request to spend time with Lucy is denied (she and Daisy are a package deal). Without further word, Daniel marches out.

On the patio, Kevin insists he was never interested in Angie (whom he never touched). He's no player - he's a computer nerd who pours coffee. None of it was his fault. Carmine can't accept that (as it'd mean Angie loved Kevin - and really IS over him).

Photo? What photo? Nothing happened between Genevieve and Victor. Jack knows Genevieve's only offering to selling BofN to him because of the lawsuit he'll win. No - it could go either way, Gen has regrets - and has learned that people are more important than deals - love more important than power. Oh yeah, she does want something in return; Jack.

Chloe and Vikki check out Carmine's Faceplace - full of photos of him and Angie - and his mother (that's encouraging). Most of his 3,598 friends are scantily clad women - and his posts seem harmless - but they still want him gone. Chloe's lame Jersey accent rules out posing as Angie by phone. So, the best way - is for Chloe to demand Carmine leave GC.

Back on the patio, Carmine admits the hot Angie didn't return his feelings - until he started working out. Their fathers falling out derailed their relationship - then, he heard her song - and about their wedding. Kevin understands - Carmine's a decent guy (who's decided to go home). Drinks are on the house, Kevin leads his new pal back inside.

Harmony tells Sarge all about her wonderful son. She's not good at being alone but hasn't met the right (or available) man. Harmony just needs to keep busy. Sarge knows she'll always be at risk - what's she doing to change things? Making amends - learning what to accept and what to change.

Why does Genevieve want Jack back? They were good together. She hopes this gesture proves she's serious about working things out. The company Jack's always coveted will be his - and Genevieve earns a chance to get things right.

Kevin updates Daniel that he got Carmine to leave - and now to surprise Chloe with dinner (and the good news). Daniel sure doesn't seem happy about getting his parental rights back - and has to admit Daisy's fantastic with Lucy. He's not sure fighting for custody is right - or that Daisy abandoning Lucy at a church was so wrong.

While Chloe marches into CL's to confront Carmine, Vikki stays on the patio - watching Daisy fuss over Lucy outside. Not letting Carmine get a word in, Chloe harshly tells him to get the hell out of their lives. Finished? Good - it's MY turn, he responds.

The Bardwell's are seated across from the Baldwin's. You're the father of a pregnant con artist, Glo concludes. Put that way, Mike doesn't think it so far fetched. Labs make mistakes, Jeff reminds he's a twin. Mike doubts William and Anita traveled in the same circle. Hearing William's dead, Chelsea walks off - you don't want a daughter? You don't HAVE one! Jeff's glared at by his wife and the Baldwin's.

Feeling much better, Harmony's grateful Sarge isn't judging her. But as she blathers on about only a fellow addict understanding, Sarge admits he's not in AA - he only goes to meetings to support a patient.

You got some damn nerve! Harmony wouldn't have spilled her guts if she knew Sarge wasn't an AA member. You SHOULD be sorry! she storms out.

Chelsea arrives at CL's leaving a message for Anita. DOES Jeff have a twin? COULD he be her father? She hopes so - anybody would be better than that jackass!

William wasn't always a bore - he COULD be Chelsea's father, Jeff insists. The Baldwin's leave - thinking it disgusting that Jeff's trying to pawn his daughter off on his dead brother. Honey Bunny? She thinks it disgusting too - and leaves Jeff to take a call from Anita. At the airport, she thanks him for the trip around the world. Unaware that the truth's come out, Anita vows to keep the secret. But don't forget - we're still legally married.

The buddies reconnecting over beers at the club, Daniel appreciates Kevin's offer to help him get custody.

On the patio, Daisy and Vikki talk about how a drive always calms Lucy down. But when Vikki gets excited because Lucy smiles at her, Daisy decides it's too late for caffeine - and quickly wheels Lucy out.

Hearing that her 'cool' husband already talked Carmine into leaving town, Chloe backpeddals. But it's too late. He's staying because she wants him gone. See ya around, Carmine leaves Chloe to whine to Vikki. Her big mouth undid all Kevin's good work. I'll never have a normal marriage - wahhh.

Leaning in close to Genevieve, Jack wants BofN. Yes - even if she's part of the deal. Agreeing they WERE good together, he wants an iron clad contract. And as Jack closes his eyes - anticipating a kiss, Genevieve tries to look inside his head. By the time Jack opens his eyes, Genevieve's almost at the door (leaving him perplexed).

Next: Kay's summoned Neil - this may be our last chance - for you and I, to to make things right .... Mike informs Victor - your daughter officially wants BofN as much as you do. Really, Victor seems unconcerned.... What do you want? Jack asks. I want you to marry me, Genevieve replies.

My Thoughts: Are you and Kevin having problems? Vikki asks. Huh? They've only been married 48 hours ... Why does Chelsea need Anita to tell her if 'it's true' (that Jeff has a twin brother). If she Googled William Bardwell, she'd see a picture .... Wouldn't Chloe need to be Carmine's Faceplace friend to see his 'posts'? .... Labs make mistakes all the time, Jeff says. True Dat! .. Mike doubts William and Anita ran in the same circle? Yet - he was a lawyer - she's a career criminal. It's totally believable (in soap land) that they crossed paths. What isn't believable - is that Paul's investigation didn't turn up that Anita's legally married to Jeff. That's a pretty big oversight. None of Anita's numerous aliases were Bardwell? ...... Still odd that Vikki's not glued to Chelsea's side - to ensure the stress isn't harming the baby ... Daisy thinks it 'sad' that Daniel 'missed out on so much'? Thanks to HER hitting him over the head, he didn't even remember the roadside delivery - and hasn't Daisy 'missed out' on a few months herself? That said, it's painfully obvious that Daniel still doesn't want to be a father. Why not just accept his every other weekend visitation and be done with it? Granny Phyllis will get her time with Lucy (though it won't even be as much as the Abbott's were offering when THEY had custody). Maybe Phyllis should focus on her OTHER daughter - out Summer's photo as her phone's wallpaper. She also has a swell boyfriend - and her demanding job as editor in chief. If Phyllis wants a baby, go find Primrose and buy one. I don't quite understand why Daniel thinks Daisy a 'fantastic' mother - or why Lucy kissing a frog makes her the smartest baby 'in the whole universe' .... 'Look at me', Kevin claims to be nothing but an innocent computer nerd (never mind his past antics - the arson - attempted murder - armed robbery - kidnapping etc. etc.) He's no player - but he's a pyro... CHLOE was the one to cut the honeymoon short? If she's that worried about Carmine, you'd think she'd feel safer in Reno ... Was that Hunter Harmony was snapping at on the phone? If she's still around, it's odd that she wasn't visible during Devon's surgery ordeal ... Mike didn't call Lauren as soon as he got out of the courtroom? He makes it sound like it's impossible to revoke a mother's rights (yet, it's been easily done to Phyllis, Vikki and Sharon - none of whom were as unfit as Daisy).